Sep 24, 2020 2 min read

Workout Like A Pornstar During Quarantine

Workout Like A Pornstar During Quarantine

Shed The Weight One Thrust At A Time

Every time you bump uglies you’re doing more than just that, you’re burning calories, and much more than you think. Listen, here at Bang! we don’t fuck around, although we do a lot of fucking around if you know what we mean.

Here’s the science dudes and dudettes.

According to some smart people out there who actually did research on this, women burn 69 (gigiddy) calories for every 25 minutes of inter-coursing while men burn 100. Want a hand job? That burns 100 calories per hour. Sucking a dick? That’s about 100 calories ladies if you’re down there for a half an hour, which is kind of a common courtesy.

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Fucking is a workout and our girls at Bang! are living proof of it. Just check out some of our workout tutorials below. Now, if you don’t follow along do remember that hand jobs burn 100 calories per hour, so give yourself that very hand job and leave our site feeling productive.

Havana Bleu Gets Back To The Gym And Gets A Pussy Workout

Payton Preslee Gets Fucked Raw In Yoga Class

Vanna Bardot Gets An Extra Personal Massage Of Her Pussy

Alexis Fawx Learns Some New Martial Arts Tricks While Sucking Dick

Still haven’t had enough of a workout? We can hook you up with some other goodies. We’ve got some dirty clips for you on our Twitter, some SFW teases on our Instagram and some behind the scenes footage on our YouTube channel. That should get you through your day.

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