I realized it had been a solid 6 months since I gave you an entertainment-only post (shame on me), so here it goes! Another edition of what I hope is one of your favorite facets of the Bang Blog is back and better than ever, Tweets that Make You ROFL. ROFL is short form for ‘rolling on the floor laughing’, in case you hadn’t heard that one in a while..
A random collection of sorts, some funny, some straight facts, and other random witty one-liners. I also threw in a good old fashion tweet & reply! Give me a follow on Twitter, I am admittedly not as witty as these gems, but I do post high-quality NSFW titties and ass on the daily.
Share with your friends or keep them all to yourself. Whatever gets your gears going.
Instead of going to church to worship god I went to the park to worship some dick. pic.twitter.com/rUlsiCC519
— Riley Reid (@rileyreidx3) April 28, 2019
She said she 23 with 300+ bodies? That ain’t a vagina, that is SPARTA!
— Karlous Miller (@KarlousM) April 10, 2019
Some girls want a Prince Charming… I like a hood dude with tattoos, a durag and a glock 🤷🏽♀️
— Karmen Karma (@KarmenKarma) April 26, 2019
5 jobs we've had:
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hot pocketnotice we haven't been a ravioli or pop tart
— Hot Pockets (@hotpockets) April 29, 2019
he told me I ate so much pizza my cum taste like pizza sauce. who’s trying to be the judge of that 🍕
— 🖤 Violet Myers 🖤 (@violetsaucy) April 29, 2019
She doesn’t suck your dick to make you cum , just to get you hard?
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H— babybenz (@BrookeBenz_) April 21, 2019
Is the bitch better or the car 🔥 #melons #twerk #pawg pic.twitter.com/2LzI0LH1PE
— 𝐵𝒶𝒹𝐵𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒲𝒾𝓉𝒽𝒜𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓉𝓊𝒹𝑒 (@mssnewbooty) December 14, 2018
this single shit wack, kinda miss being accused of cheating and shit
— Teanna Trump (@TeannaTrump) April 27, 2019
what is the most respectful way of telling someone i really wanna make porn with them
— daddy jm (@DaddyJM215) April 27, 2019
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Anyone ? Anyone want to take one for the team ? pic.twitter.com/9dtv71omG6
— Megan Rain (@littlesexbuddha) April 30, 2019
No one:
My cat: do u wanna see my butthole
— CRAY (@craysounds_) April 22, 2019
WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY SON?🐮 pic.twitter.com/rxHpD51Icx
— Just Juice (@JustTheJuice) April 29, 2019
thank u i just got a haircut ❤️ https://t.co/HmdNhLZeGd
— Just Juice (@JustTheJuice) April 29, 2019
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