Alright y’all it’s that time of the month again. No, not THAT time of the mouth [scoffs at own humor]…enough said. I have rounded up some Twitter gems for you, all in efforts to 1. Make you laugh and 2. Show off the verbal prowess within the adult entertainment twitter community and beyond. This collection is geared more towards simple humor…think those one-liners that just leave you stunned with a ZING!
I did my fair duty by bringing you Volume #2 of ‘tweets that make you lol’, now read it and weep with laughter my Twitter-peeps!
exfoliate my face with your beard so i know it’s real
— ketocruise13 (@CarterCruise) August 13, 2018
Them: “What are you hungry for?”
Me: pic.twitter.com/0T5mYnOl8a
— Lily Adams👩🏻🎓 (@LilyAdamsXo) August 6, 2018
Day 98 without sex: i slammed on my brakes so my seatbelt could choke me
— 𝒟 (@Danielolivasss) July 3, 2018
I hate the way downtown la smells but I love smelling my hair after a golden shower.
— Maddy O'Reilly (@MaddyOreillyxxx) August 14, 2018
It’s a lot harder to torture people nowadays since everyone actually enjoys being tied up and gagged.
— Satan (@s8n) August 1, 2018
Athletes and Porn stars are oddly similar: both use their bodies for entertainment of millions and both have bad knees.
— Missy Martinez (@MissyXMartinez) July 25, 2018
Dear teenagers complaining about life…You've only felt the tip of its dick.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) August 8, 2018
The application fee for the missionary position is $69.69.
— TuSoon Shakur (@TuSoonShakur) August 7, 2018
You can pet me…. I’m a nice Cougar 😈💦
— RICHELLE RYAN (@RICHELLERYAN) August 9, 2018
What do you think? Funny enough to get you coming back next month? Stay tuned, I will be gathering more to keep you entertained next month! Have a suggestion? Let’s start a convo on Twitter!
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