It’s late Saturday night and you get home from playing poker with your boys and you’re feeling a little antsy. It may be catching the river card on the last hand of the night (#winning) or just the insurmountable need to rub one out, but you aren’t ready to go to bed just yet. You could text Stephanie and see if she is down to beat cheeks…but that just seems like too much of a hassle. You don’t want to wake up tomorrow and have the same “What are We?” conversation again. You open the ‘Porn’ bookmarks tab on your phone and open the mini fridge you keep next to the couch (the bachelor pad saga continues), and your night instantly goes from lack to luster…
What pairs better with porn than an alcoholic beverage? While you ponder life’s intricacies for an answer, prepare for your mind to be blown…xHamster Beer is here!
Yes, hardcore porn & beer ladies & gentlemen. It is time to, as the label reads: double your pleasure.
Released in 2015, xHamster Beer is a Belgian Tripel style brewed with 5 types of malt, 2 types of hops, organic honey and the best spices and yeast. Standing at 8.5% ABV and only 18.9 IBU, the beer is sinfully approachable.
I was lucky enough to mix business with pleasure (literally) and got my hands on several.5 liter bottles shipped direct express into the United States. Thanks xHamster! Hailing as a native San Diegan [ahem, Craft Beer Capital of America], I was beyond thrilled to give it a taste test!
I popped open a bottle last weekend, and DAMN was I impressed. A deep golden color, soft maltiness and a hint of spiciness on the palate following, YUM! The honey blends perfectly with the malt, giving a light and full-bodied taste. I’m also a sucker for anything with a high ABV, and it certainly fit the bill. xHamster beer will leave you sitting sideways with happiness in beer delight! Just like the haven of user-submitted porn, it will leave you wanting more and more.
Excuse the low-quality/grainy video, after downing a whole bottle ya girl was feeling some type of way.
How can you get your hands on some? Currently they ship within Europe, here! If I get mine, you can get yours too 😉
Check out our Bang.com channel on xHamster!
Need further explanation? Check out this hilarious skit feat. Blair Williams!