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The Hand Pilot: World’s First Ever and Only Monthly Subscription Box for Men’s & Couples Sexual Needs!

Ladies and gentlemen the captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign. If you have any questions about the flight, please do not hesitate to ask one of the flight attendants! Take your sex life ‘mile high’ with The Hand Pilot, the world’s first and only monthly subscription box geared towards men and their sexual needs, as well as couples!

The Hand Pilot is changing the way men get their ultimate sexual experience! Former criminal defense attorney and mom Dee Bertino started in the adult industry over 20 years ago as the co-owner of adult chain Fantasy Gifts. Dee recognized a need in the marketplace for men to have better choices than their hands and to tackle the topic of male masturbation, remove the stigma, and normalize the conversation!

You can fly solo or with a co-pilot (as a couple). In the words of The Hand Pilot themselves: “Will you be piloting a solo mission, or flying off with a co-pilot? Your choice here is mission critical, as it will determine the type of load your box is carrying, especially if you plan on foaming the runway.”

I was able to snatch up the Commander Box (thank you Dee!) from The Hand Pilot, and I am so thrilled! The kit is packaged in hand-stamped muslin bags which can be used to store your goodies after use!



The Solo Commander Kit contains ($126 value):

  1. Optimum Series Automatic Smart Pump – ultra thick chamber sleeve magnifies your penis
  2. Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream – formulated for a non-sticky, heat released glide
  3. Lubricant Samples – try before you buy!
  4. Toy Cleaner – keep your toys clean and sanitary

Recreational boxes start at $19.00 and the (albeit perfectly named ‘Captain’ and ‘Commander’ boxes) feature a higher end, quarterly boxes beginning at $49.00 every three months. All boxes ship for free, and come with a masturbator or couple’s toy, lube, condoms, and much more, delivered in discreet packaging straight to your door!

Prices for the solo boxes are priced as follows:



Prices for the couple boxes are as follows:



With less than six months in, The Hand Pilot has taken flight and featured quality products from Tenga, Sir Richards, Pipedream Products, Zero Tolerance, Evolved, System JO, WET Lubricants and Screaming O. The Hand Pilot has taken the industry by storm and has been featured on the All the Sex podcast and the Johnny Dare Show and has been reviewed by CandySnatch, Emmeline Peaches, Scandarella, A Year of Boxes and My Subscription Addiction.

Get ready for take-off with the revolutionary subscription box tailored to your special time! The Hand Pilot offers 15% off your first order and welcome kit, check it out for yourself here!

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