Jul 16, 2020 2 min read

Testicuzzi : The Relaxation Your Balls Never Knew They Needed

Testicuzzi : The Relaxation Your Balls Never Knew They Needed

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Let’s face it. You browse through Amazon or your favorite delivery service of choice, and they “recommend” something that you never knew you needed. Next thing you know, it’s at your front door and it makes you think, “How did I live without it for so many years?” We here at Bang! are definitely guilty of that ourselves.

Well, meet the Testicuzzi.

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As this oh so clever name suggests, it’s literally a jacuzzi for your hanging friends. For about 100 bucks (roughly the amount of any Apple cable), you can finally treat your nuts to a spa day you didn’t knew you needed. The ergonomic design cradles your balls like a recently divorced MILF who hasn’t gotten laid in a few years and get this, it even has a little pillow for your dick so it doesn’t go unnoticed.

Then, you adjust the water temperature to whatever your sack fancies and turn on the jets. Instant ball happiness.

But if you don’t want to shell out a couple hundred bucks on the 24K Gold one for example, Bang!’s got you covered. We know a thing or two about pools, jacuzzis and girls getting wet.

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Hopefully, our girls gave your balls exactly what they needed while you’re waiting for your nut spa, but if not, you can check out our Instagram, Twitter or YouTube to make the time go faster.

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