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Porn: The Game! Simple. Raunchy. Fun

Looking for a night with endless laughs and vulgarity? (Pshh who isn’t?)

Porn: the Game! is a perfect way to hang out and embrace your inner and outer freak. Gameplay begins with a minimum of 3 players so grab your friends! Need a little liquid courage or want to feel loose on the goose? [Optional] Drinking rules are labeled on the cards and marked in red. Yes, it keeps getting better.

What’s in the Holiday Edition Box: 

Gameplay begins with players drawing four cards. On your turn, you play a card from your hand and follow the rules or instructions on the card…simple right?!

For my first hand, I drew these:

The point of the game (besides glaring obscenity and a helluva good time) is to be the first to get rid of all of your cards! Sometimes several player win and more often than not, many lose. My first game I was the first one to lose – so I got to revel while everyone else acted out and played their challenge cards!

Special Cards:

Not only are these cards absolutely hilarious, but they spice up gameplay and can get you LIT off the drank! These descriptions are unadulterated and shamelessly taken from the instruction manual – Someone over at Porn: The Game! is an absolute wordsmith.

Crabs: If you have crabs, hide it from the other players and try to pass it onto someone else. If anyone finds out, you’re fucked. The penalty on the card only plays out if the rest of the players discover your infestation, so keep it hidden and get rid of it! Feel free to call a player out if you know they have it or if you gave it to someone.


Tentacle Monster: Bored? Feel like ruining someone’s victory? Play this card as the ultimate dick move. The game ends immediately and everyone loses. To play again, everyone draws four cards and a new round begins.


Cable Guy: Someone fucking you? Fuck ‘em right back. Play this card to block a move against you. If this is the last card in your hand YOU AUTOMATICALLY WIN!


Chastity Belt: Can be played any time to block a move. This is the only card that stops THE TENTACLE MONSTER. If you have it, throw it down and keep the game going.


Condom: Protect yourself! If someone gives you a card you’d rather not take, put this down to negate their move. The player will have to keep hat they tried to hand over; now make the player drink  for trying to screw you. If this is your last card, YOU AUTOMATICALLY WIN!


Dildo: If someone plays a card that makes you take a drink, throw down the Dildo and tell them to “Suck It”. They’ll have to take the drink instead! If you’re playing without booze, use this card to make all other players draw from the deck.


Butt Plug: If someone’s about to screw you with one of their cards, put this down and name another player. Now it’s their problem instead. If this is the last card in your hand, shotgun a beer (if you’re playing with alcohol) and YOU AUTOMATICALLY WIN!


Imagination: Time to get creative! When you play this card, YOU are in charge of creating a brand new rule. Choose one of the options and fill in the blank with whatever you desire. Whether PG or XXX-rated, the choice is now yours…simply use your imagination.

The game is a perfect blend of humor, history, and even taught me and my friends some new terminology! Porn is the theme so play casual or HARD!

Seriously, order your Porn: The Game! right now and tell me what you think!

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