Apr 2, 2020 3 min read

Bang! The Future of Humanity is in Your Hand

Bang! The Future of Humanity is in Your Hand

What Else You Gonna Do?

Let’s be honest. It’s no joke out there right now in the world. There’s an awesome virus that is perfectly designed to kill us and we’re stuck inside to “flatten the curve.”

Now, Bang! is a porn company and we’re sure you don’t need another Public Service Announcement, but here it is.

Please stay inside!

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We know that every company that’s completely unrelated to anything in your life is telling you the same in your email box, but we here at Bang! are better equipped to help you with that than let’s say, Trader Joe’s.

Don’t believe us? Here’s two days FREE of our wonderful services to help you stay home.

Let’s face it, you’re probably already walking naked around the house as it is (as you should), so grab that already abused cock of yours and enjoy Bang!’s staff of nurses and doctors. They’re not certified but they’ll make sure you stay inside.

And don’t worry about the medium. You can stream our filth from your desktop or phone, cast it on Roku or FireTV or just straight up download it so you can squeeze in that jerk sesh anytime, anywhere!

We’re here for you, so check out our staff of unregistered health workers.

Angela White Is A Hot Doctor That Cures Her Patient’s Erectile Dysfunction

Angela White a super hot doctor and today she has a special patient that appears to be suffering from ED (erectile dysfunction). To test his cock, she puts on latex gloves and does a hands on inspection of his package. She rubs it see how much flow it gets and she is pleasantly surprised by her clinical findings! She tests his cock even more with every means possible! She uses her mouth to suck it and her big titties to massage it ending it off with her pussy to fuck it! Safe to say this patient is cured!

Richelle Ryan Is A Masseuse That Is Good With More Than Just Her Hands

Richelle Ryan is the most desired masseuse in the city and she has a brand new client that is looking for a happy ending since he has been suffering from “erectile dysfunction”. She tells him over the phone that she doesn’t do happy endings, but he shows up at her door to see how good she is with her hands. Richelle is a smoking hot MILF and she ends up making his cock rock hard underneath the towel. She tittyfucks his hard cock and works her bouncy booty up and down on his dick until he cums…happily!

Stacy Fucks The Mechanic So He Will Fix Her Car Asap

Stacy is on her way to work at the hospital when her SUV breaks down and leaves her stranded. She calls roadside assistance to take a look under the hood, and the repairs are going to be a pretty penny to get the car started. This petite ebony beauty is already late for works so she offers to hop on top of the mechanics dick in the backseat and get it all wet and juicy if he’ll fix her car ASAP. In the backseat with the windows up her tight pussy gets fucked just right!


Please feel assured that you, yes you, staying home beating your meat is actually doing some good for the world. There’s no 6 foot rule between you and your dick so take advantage of our 2 Day Free Sale.

If that’s not enough for you, we’ve got a ton of other freebies. Check out our IG for some SFW teasers, our Twitter for some dirty stuff and of course our YouTube for behind the scenes footage.

Remember, Bang! is the only friend you need to be seeing right now.

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